We sat through a lot of crap this year. Here's the worst of it.
4. That's My Boy
Adam Sandler's free-fall from comedy has turned into an awesome drop-off. Sandler returns to raunchy territory, to no avail, playing the washed-up father of a son, offering to help him out with his wedding while, in reality, looking to get some money from him. What could've been a decent vehicle for him to go back to his comedic roots ends in sheer stupidity, between gross gags, a terrible story, and poor mis-use of Vanilla Ice. It's almost as bad as Jack and Jill. Almost.
3. Battleship
Everything that can go wrong with this board game-to-movie adaptation does. Liam Neeson is badly underused; Rihanna is on the screen way too often; the aliens look like something out of a Halo reject pile; the actors, save for Taylor Kitsch, are badly chosen across the board; the special effects do very little to spruce up the action; and the last twenty minutes don't even make much sense, except to those who love battleships. This one's sunk.
